on the cake

me: Wedding cakes are expensive, and I don't like what they taste like, and I don't want one, I want to serve whoopie pies instead because I like those and they're cheap.

mom: Oh, no. You definitely want a wedding cake.

my internal dialogue: No, I'm pretty sure I just said the exact opposite of that . . .

mom: And you can have them make any kind of cake you want!

my internal dialogue: . . . oh, even a pile of whoopie pies?